It’s
been
a
mantra
of
mine
since
college
that
radio
is
a
dying
media.
Long
since
television
changed
the
nature
of
news
and
entertainment,
radio
lost
ground
in
the
battle
for
consumer
attention,
except
in
those
coveted
time
slots
when
drivers
are
locked
in
traffic
or
stuck
on
hours-long
road
trips.
The
10
p.m.
to
midnight
slot
on
Sunday
is
not
one
of
those
times,
so
it
felt
a
bit
awkward
to
sit
listening
to
the
internet
broadcast
of
the
new
nationally
syndicated
gay
radio
program
“Twist”
on
Atlanta’s
Q-100
for
two
hours.
This
newspaper
alerted
readers
to
the
show’s
arrival
on
Jan.
6;
it
also
airs
on
stations
in
New
York,
Los
Angeles,
San
Francisco,
Seattle,
Houston
and
Washington
D.C.
and
can
be
heard
on
AOL
Radio
(http://music.aol.com).
So
I
listened
in
on
the
Jan.
15
premiere
in
Atlanta
with
some
initial
interest.
But
for
Showtime’s
“L
Word”
fans,
who
would
otherwise
be
watching
their
favorite
girls
go
at
it
in
the
same
timeslot,
I’d
say
“Twist”
is
torture.
Gay
hosts
Will
Wikle,
Dennis
Hensley
and
Atlanta’s
own
Melissa
Carter
kicked
things
off
right
with
Madonna’s
“Hung
Up,”
which
ranked
No.
5
on
the
program’s
weekly
countdown.
Carter
cut
in
with
relatively
old
news
bites:
blurbs
about
the
Utah
theater
that
refused
to
show
“Brokeback
Mountain,”
the
movie’s
reported
success
as
a
straight
date
movie
and
gay
“Survivor”
winner
Richard
Hatch’s
tax
trial.
The
program’s
first
long
distance
dedication
featured
a
lesbian
caller
who
wanted
to
express
love
for
her
girlfriend,
which
was
followed
by
a
call
to
the
show’s
therapist,
Mya,
who
offered
a
pat
“meet
in
the
middle”
answer
to
the
caller’s
question
about
his
closeted
boyfriend.
So
far,
the
show
seems
a
little
over-produced,
or
at
least
more
produced
than
a
format
touted
as
a
“morning
talk
show
“
should
be.
The
music
playing
behind
the
talk—thumping
disco
in
4/4
time—was
far
too
loud.
Even
during
the
psych
sessions,
it
sounded
more
like
three
improbable
friends
talking
in
a
club
than
three
improbable
friends
talking
in
a
radio
booth.
Then
came
the
commercials:
13
by
my
count.
And
the
advertisers
weren’t
all
that
interesting.
Among
the
most
bizarre
products
were
Stag
Chili,
Dermarest
and
Zantac—because
gay
audiences
apparently
struggle
with
heartburn,
scaly
skin
and
a
hankering
for
down-home
cookin’.
The
show
flat-lined
from
there,
though
there
were
a
few
highlights.
Decent
song
choices,
some
interesting
trivia
and
more
long
distance
dedications
were
highlighted
by
a
couple
of
laugh-out-loud
moments
spurred
by
the
cast’s
unexpected
rapport
once
they
warmed
up.
It’s
too
bad
the
program’s
talent
is
wasted
on
an
overpowering
format
that
doesn’t
allow
what
would
be
the
most
entertaining
moments
to
play
out
to
their
fullest
potential.
Hensley,
a
celebrity
watchdog,
did
a
rather
benign
interview
with
Margaret
Cho
about
her
“Assassin”
DVD
for
the
show’s
“Famous
Friends”
segment.
Wikle
voiced
the
weekly
travel
segment,
which
focused
on
Atlanta.
The
program’s
“gay
discovery”
of
the
week
wasn’t
much
of
a
discovery,
either:
New
York
DJ-performer
Ari
Gold,
who
was
well-inundated
with
press
even
before
publisher
Bruno
Gmunder
released
a
photo
book
on
him
last
month.
Don’t
get
me
wrong.
If
I
were
on
the
road
or
otherwise
trapped
in
a
place
that
didn’t
have
a
TV,
a
computer
or
other
people
to
talk
to,
I’d
probably
tune
in
to
“Twist.”
There’s
no
other
place
on
radio
to
find
quite
this
mix
of
factoids,
news
snippets
and
music
geared
towards
gay
listeners.
For
that,
the
show
should
be
commended.
If
nothing
else,
“Twist”
is
another
victory
in
the
battle
for
play
in
mainstream
media.
But
I
can’t
help
but
think
that
something
is
missing.
Maybe
it’s
more
talk
from
the
hosts,
or
maybe
it’s
more
“morning
show”
spark.
Eventually,
the
show
may
serve
as
a
vehicle
for
Sony’s
new
gay
record
label,
which
was
co-founded
by
Matt
Farber,
who
also
masterminded
the
Logo
cable
channel
and
“Twist.”
If
that
seems
a
little
self-serving,
it
probably
is.
According
to
a
news
brief
on
the
show,
“Twist”
listeners
will
be
able
to
buy
branded
compilations
of
music
including
tracks
from
the
new
gay
label.
I
can
hardly
wait.