I’m
grateful
for
my
spring
garden.
It
doesn’t
project
the
taste
or
have
the
space
of
a
television
gardening
show,
but
then
I
don’t
have
behind-the-camera
helpers
whacking
every
weed.
A
garden,
even
a
small
one,
takes
work.
But
some
results
are
worth
the
effort
to
receive
the
end
reward
of
eating
greens
that
are
springtime
fresh.
I
planted
lettuce
seeds
back
in
early
March,
one
of
those
Martha
Stewart
gourmet-type
mixtures
that
are
so
popular
now.
No
tacky
commercial
iceberg
lettuce
in
these
packages.
The
seedlings
came
up
in
a
about
a
week,
but
then
nothing
happened
for
most
of
the
month.
When
we
had
a
week
of
warmer
weather,
boom:
the
lettuce
hit
the
fan.
I
could
almost
see
those
loose-leaf
heads
growing.
Now
I’m
beginning
to
harvest
leaves
regularly
for
homegrown
salads.
As
I
usually
do
this
time
of
year,
I
add
whatever
wild
things
I
can
identify
safely,
like
dandelion,
wild
mustard,
violets
and
red
buds.
My
neighbor
drove
by
one
day
as
I
was
digging
out
a
dandelion
plant
and
shouted,
“Getting’
rid
of
those
damn
weeds,
huh?”
“No,”
I
replied.
“I’m
making
a
salad.
She
gave
me
a
“yeah-right”
laugh
and
drove
on.
They
think
I’m
a
little
weird
anyway.
Lettuce,
especially
the
loose-leaf
variety,
is
the
easiest
thing
to
grow,
harvest
and
eat.
It
doesn’t
have
to
have
full
sun
and
will
do
fine
in
a
half
barrel
on
the
patio.
It
laughs
at
cold,
frost
and
even
freezing
temperatures.
With
the
plethora
of
beautiful
and
tasty
seed
mixtures
available
now,
even
folks
who
never
had
luck
with
growing
summer
produce
like
tomatoes
or
eggplant
can
grow
lettuce
with
ease.
Try
it
next
spring;
plant
the
seeds
as
early
as
the
soil
is
workable.
Spring
is
a
good
time
for
all
kinds
of
edible
green
stuff.
Besides
homegrown,
check
out
the
local
farmers
market,
where
you
can
eat
the
season,
but
make
sure
it’s
locally
grown:
spring
onions,
mesclun,
spinach,
Asian
greens,
asparagus
and
sugar
snap
peas
are
all
good
choices.
But
this
spring,
I’ve
been
looking
for
a
new
green
in
town,
and
it’s
got
six
legs.
I’m
speaking,
of
course,
of
our
insect
cousins,
who
can
number
in
the
thousands.
You
want
local
and
fresh?
You
got
it.
As
of
this
writing,
I
don’t
know
what
the
numbers
will
be
in
my
area,
but
I’m
waiting
with
baited
breath.
And
I’m
talking
culinary
considerations.
Now
don’t
drop
this
paper
in
disgust;
try
to
keep
your
insect
prejudices
in
check.
If
you
think
crabs
and
lobsters
are
delicious,
and
you’re
not
turned
off
by
the
way
they
look,
then
you
have
no
right
to
gasp
at
a
sautéed
cicada
on
your
plate.
Do
you
think
that
the
first
person
in
beachside
cooking
history
looked
at
a
crab
scurrying
across
a
sand
bar
and
said
“yum”?
No,
he
probably
said,
“ohmagod,
what
a
hideous
beast,
with
way
too
many
legs
and
dirty,
unfashionable
armor.”
If
he
was
gay,
he
might
have
also
mused
on
its
possible
use
as
a
campy
cave
latrine
decoration.
If
he
then
decided
it
might
be
good
to
eat,
he
was
either
very
adventurous
or
very
hungry.
Now
in
the
interest
of
full
disclosure,
I
haven’t
actually
eaten
a
cicada
yet,
so
I
had
to
go
online
to
see
what
cooking
techniques
are
recommended.
I
suspected
that,
like
with
crabs
and
lobsters,
a
mature
creature
might
be
too
hard,
but
how
do
you
crack
a
cicada,
and
is
there
much
to
eat
inside?
Since
I
planned
to
surprise
my
upcoming
luncheon
friends
with
some,
I
was
also
stumped
as
to
what
wine
you
might
serve
with
cicadas.
A
Riesling
seems
appropriate,
but
who
knows?
Here’s
the
bottom
line
that
I
learned
from
my
research:
cooking
options
include
stir-frying,
roasting
and
deep
frying.
But
ideally,
don’t
catch
a
mature
cicada
and
throw
it
in
to
a
hot
oiled
pan
with
some
ginger.
Get
them
when
they’ve
just
molted,
white
and
still
soft.
It’s
kind
of
like
soft-shell
crabs
where
you
eat
the
whole
animal.
Suffice
it
to
say
that
I’m
looking
forward
to
trying
them,
if
I
can
find
enough
molting
ones
where
I
live.
If
you’re
lucky
enough
to
have
them
where
you
live,
there
are
a
number
of
recipes
online
if
you’re
interested.
It’s
a
change
from
the
usual
eight-legged
ocean
arachnids
to
six-legged
tree-hugging
insects.
Anyway,
it’s
not
my
fault
you
didn’t
grow
any
lettuce.