We already knew that Mr. STAR JONES, nee AL REYNOLDS, had plenty of friends of Dorothy from the super gay Halloween party he attended last month (dressed as a male stripper, no less). But his bachelor party, apparently, was equally enthralling.

The Friday before his Nov. 13 nuptials to Jones, Reynolds hosted the festivities at New York’s Time Hotel. The theme was “Roman Baths” and we all know Romans and bathhouses are notorious for their staunch … heterosexuality.

Anyway, a “spy” at the party told New York Post gossip column Page Six, “You had to sign a confidentiality agreement to get in and then you were sent to the penthouse, where they made you get naked.”

It gets better.

At the party, there were about 60 men sitting around in bathrobes when 10 topless female dancers came out.

“They were butt-ugly except for two of them who simulated lesbian sex on the bed. Ten people left immediately,” the spy says, not noting whether they left because the dancers were ugly or because they were expecting male dancers.

Now it looks like Reynolds will be forced to stay out of the bathhouse for the next two years. According to Page Six, if the marriage dissolves before then, the couples’ pre-nup states that he won’t see any of Jones’s fortune.

All the king’s men
One of PRINCE CHARLES’s male employees is in the middle of a sexual harassment and discrimination lawsuit against another female former staff member.

According to London’s Evening Standard, Elaine Day accused Paul Kefford, the Prince of Wales’s assistant private secretary, of unfairly dismissing her from her post and touching her “inappropriately” at work.

During an employment tribunal last week, Adam Tolley, Kefford’s attorney, claimed his client was incapable of committing such sexual harassment because he is gay.

“You are aware of Mr. Kefford’s sexuality?” he asked Day.

“I was told he was a homosexual,” she replied. “I did not know what he was.”

Tolley claims that Day has changed and embellished her story several times and that any time Kefford touched her, it was probably a friendly gesture.
Day claims that she was sexually harassed for five months in 2002.

Paris takes Baltimore
Paris Hilton created a stir in Charm City last week when she showed up at Grand Central, a gay bar and club. The reality TV star is in Maryland filming for the Fox hit “Simple Life,” with Nicole Richie.

Paris arrived at Grand Central around 11 p.m., last Monday night, according to a report in the Baltimore Sun, and stayed until 1:30 a.m. She sang Madonna songs during the bar’s regular karaoke competition and danced on top of a pool table. She has since been spotted at bars in Ellicott City, Md.

“She’s very, very attractive, down to earth, very sweet to everyone and has a great smile,” Grand Central owner Don Davis told the Sun.

Paris’s excellent Baltimore adventure comes just as the New York Daily News reported that a videotape of the socialite having sex with another woman is making the rounds on the Internet. But, ladies, don’t get too excited. Penthouse publisher Larry Flynt told the News that he doesn’t think the blonde in the video is really Paris.